i just gave a stranger on the internet my address so they can buy me pizza
my foLLOWERS ARE THE EBST??? OH MY GOD
LOOK
PIZZA
my mom saw the pizza and she knows im broke and now shes really mad and im grounded
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American school system
SO GLAD I NEVER HAVE TO LIVE THROUGH THIS EVER AGAIN
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This is a valuable lesson
adeventute time helped me get over my last breakup no fuckin joke i shit u not
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you know what you could have instead of children?
- a nice house
- a nice car
- really nice shoes
- diamonds
- open weekends
- vacations that aren’t “child-friendly”
- nice things in general
- basically whatever you want because children are expensive and material things don’t grow up to resent you
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dont yell at me
dont yell at me
dont yell at me
dont yell at me
- dont
- yell
- at
- me
- instead of yelling try not yelling
if you ever yell at me, i promise you i will cry no matter who you are or what i did
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